{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
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{"fact":"Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.","length":38}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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