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{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
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{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
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