{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Red Velvet Car","displaytitle":"Red Velvet Car","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7305190","titles":{"canonical":"Red_Velvet_Car","normalized":"Red Velvet Car","display":"Red Velvet Car"},"pageid":28787017,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/Heart-Red-Velvet-Car.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/Heart-Red-Velvet-Car.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1122383754","tid":"93b7cb88-6652-11ed-93e7-235bfe9c3abb","timestamp":"2022-11-17T08:33:57Z","description":"2010 studio album by Heart","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Velvet_Car","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Velvet_Car?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Velvet_Car?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Red_Velvet_Car"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Velvet_Car","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Red_Velvet_Car","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Velvet_Car?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Red_Velvet_Car"}},"extract":"Red Velvet Car is the fourteenth studio album by American rock band Heart, released on August 31, 2010, by Legacy Recordings. The album debuted at number 10 on the US Billboard 200 with 27,000 copies sold in its first week, making it Heart's first top-10 album since Brigade (1990). It spawned the singles \"Hey You\" and \"WTF\".","extract_html":"
Red Velvet Car is the fourteenth studio album by American rock band Heart, released on August 31, 2010, by Legacy Recordings. The album debuted at number 10 on the US Billboard 200 with 27,000 copies sold in its first week, making it Heart's first top-10 album since Brigade (1990). It spawned the singles \"Hey You\" and \"WTF\".
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