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Tabuenca is a municipality located in the province of Zaragoza, Aragon, Spain. According to the 2010 census the municipality has a population of 412 inhabitants. Its postal code is 50547.
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Joseph Alphonse Conrad Bourcier was a Canadian ice hockey centre. He played 6 games in the National Hockey League with the Montreal Canadiens during the 1935–36 season. The rest of his career, which lasted from 1934 to 1949, was mainly spent in the Quebec Hockey League. He was born in Montreal, Quebec.
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